Audience reviews
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Kyoufu no Bio Ningen Saishuu Kyoushi, also known as Ultimate Teacher, begins with a premise similar to Great Teacher Onizuka: a strong male character takes on the role of a teacher at a school filled with delinquents in order to straighten the place out. However, instead of exploring the emotional and psychological struggles of high school students like in GTO, this OVA quickly derails into complete randomness. That would be fine if there was some sort of underlying sense to the chaos but there isn't.
Half of the runtime is dedicated to the teacher, Ganpachi, ridiculing the main character, Hinako for wearing bloomers—a tiresome and unfunny gag that drags on far too long without any payoff. The other half of the OVA is then spent fighting Ganpachi in a battle where logic is completely aba…
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Kyoufu no Bio Ningen Saishuu Kyoushi, also known as Ultimate Teacher, is arguably one of the most outrageously absurd OVAs ever created. The OVA heavily relies on juvenile slapstick humor, which may or may not be appreciated by modern audiences. Nevertheless, the action scenes are well-animated, and the close-up shots of characters' faces are visually pleasing. While it lacks depth and thought-provoking themes, Ultimate Teacher manages to hit all the right comedic notes, providing an entertaining and exhilarating viewing experience. If you're a fan of classic animation and enjoy a good laugh, then Kyoufu no Bio Ningen Saishuu Kyoushi is definitely worth checking out.
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Oh wow. This anime caught me by surprise.
There are good animes, there are bad animes, there are mediocre animes, and then there's this.
I can only classify this as "insane".
Basically, in this anime there's a typical 1980's anime cool looking high-school girl fighting some weirdo that claimed to be "best teacher in the world". Aside from him saying to be "the best teacher", there are no similarities with great teacher onizuka whatsoever.
What sets the anime apart is that it is absolutely unpredictable and follows no logic. It is impossible to tell what happens next at any moment. You can forget about story, characters or anything, it is a string of over the top scenes (mostly fighting scenes) in ridiculous situations with ridiculously acting characters. Because of this complete unpred…
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Ok, so if there is one tip I'd suggest before you watch this and you are looking for a dubbed version..
Find the UK dub.
It's far, far superior in terms of comedic content than the US dub and I think captures the spirit of what this silly but fun OVA is all about.
There's no real point in trying to give a serious review for this film, the plot is basic and makes just about as much sense as it needs to. The characters are fleshed out to about the minimum they need to be apart from Ganpachi and Hinako. The art is obviously dated but not so terrible as to be unwatchable decades later.
This is a fun way to lose 50 or so minutes, it's no classic but it's full of fun and doesn't ever take itself seriously but doesn't fall into the usual tropes of a comedy anime with lots of cuts to cute ch…
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What the hell did I just watch. This show is so random but entertaining. Theres not really much to review here since its one of the most bizarre animes I've watched but I can try my best here.
I'll start off with the characters. Hinako basically a regular girl but has a an interesting touch. She seems a little typical unless shes trying to kick Ganpachi's ass. Theres not much to talk about here about her except that she has a pretty funny past about panties. Ganpachi is hilarious villain. Like imagine Miss Trunchbell from Matilda got fused with a cockroach. That's Ganpachi in a nutshell. The other characters don't really have much to talk about except that the fact that the ones who try to defend Hinako are also pretty funny. Like the convenient store scene was absolutely hilarious.
Soun…
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During the 1980s (and 90s), there wasn't really any quality control when it came to anime that was brought over to the U.S. So, for every really good OVA/anime that was brought over to the states (i.e., FOTNS, Megazone 23, Gundam 0080: War in the Pocket), there was at least one anime that was pure ultraviolent schlock (i.e., Cybernetics Guardian, MD Geist, Violence Jack). However, Ultimate Teacher stands out among all the OVAs that were brought over to the states - mainly because instead of being another ultraviolent schlock title, it's a comedy OVA in the same vein as Excel Saga.
Story: 6/10
The story is...really confusing. It starts off with a test subject escaping from an underground lab that holds government experiments. However, instead of terrorizing the neighborhood like in a stere…
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Pure comedy and a smooth flow from start to end. I felt like this was a well made ova movie. The art was really good for 80's standards, loved the music,fighting scenes, and characters.
The story is kind of interesting and kept me on the edge of my chair.
It's really corny though, so if you are a really serious type of person then maybe this isn't for you.
However, if you enjoy a good laugh then give this a shot. I didn't think I would laugh this hard while watching it honestly. I would give it a 10/10 score just based on how much laughter I got out of this, but I still wanted more after the movie. I wish they made this into an anime series or had a lot of movies. I want to say that this anime ova movie is pretty unique overall and worth a watch.
And I'm sure you will feel for the girl…
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Considering the title, some poor souls might mistakenly step into this anime expecting a facsimile of GTO, or at least something similar. It isn't, and never attempts to be a moderately sophisticated, thoughtfully plotted dramady of Japanese school life portraying well-developed relationships between teacher and students. Far from it.
What it is, however, is a crass, loud, and unexpectedly delightful gut buster of a monkey dance. In its run time just shy of an hour, Ultimate Teacher whips up several mismatched genres with a bucket-load of bold gags into a potent concoction that, like saukraut or durian, may not be for everyone, or even most people today. Remember, this was the '80s, a time when political correctness was a low priority in entertainment. If you are the faint of heart, keep…
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Let's be clear from the start that this OVA is trashy. It is totally shit. But it never pretends to be anything other than a joke, and the way it handles itself makes it nothing less than hilariously good!
Story 7/10
I had to artificially inflate the score for the story to justify the 7.5/10 overall; but if we consider the story to be the general content then I think that is okay.
I don't know where my love for this anime comes from, exactly. I bought it when it came out in the UK, in about 1995/6, and nearly cried with joy when I managed to get hold of a new copy recently.
The story is nothing short of lightweight. The Ultimate Teacher is actually a lab experiment to cross a cockroach with a man for some reason. The result is a badass bulky bastard who fears nothing and will eat anyth…
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Imagine that Onizuka had an older brother who was part genetically modified warrior-part asshole, and that when he suplexed his female students, they suplexed him back. And there's magic. And henshin hero fights.
And awesome. And stuff. Honestly, I don't remember too many details about this show, but I remember that I laughed quite a few times, and wished it had a proper sequel.
I hope that counts for something.
Bio Ningen delivers everything you expect form a good 80s'-era OVA: good animation, fight scenes, schoolgirl fanservice, an ignorable plot (this is always for the best) weird characters, and poofy hair. However, it doesn't have any stupidly-detailed robots, but that doesn't matter in the long run. Bio Ningen doesn't play any of it straight-it's a broad satire of the media in the d…
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Imagine if you will that the anime Great Teacher Onizuka had an older, less funny, and uninteresting older brother. That is essentially what you have with Ultimate Teacher. If it hadn’t actually come a number of years earlier, I would say this is a rip-off of GTO.
If you have seen the aforementioned GTO, then the story is going to feel pretty familiar to you, though with a few strange differences. We start with some lab experiment gone wrong then are suddenly thrust three years into the future. Don’t expect that part to make much sense until the end. Our "hero", Ganpachi enters a high school that is basically a war zone, with various gangs and punk kids and graves to teachers before. This is all lead by the unlikely gang leader Himeko. There is a lot of physical comedy and some parody and…
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Mainly I just want to write down somewhere that I have remembered the secret of the ultimate teacher(!) so that I don't soon forget it. You too can learn the secret if you note carefully the reactions of those you show it to. Of course if I feel I need to forget it again, I shall erase this review. That's all for today, kids.
Oh, sorry! *lets go of your neck*
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