Audience reviews
20 · Sample from the first available page, separate from the total number of ratings.
LImeGreen35
This anime is so good, it gave me cancer, cured it, gave me the winning lottery tickets, came out of the computer: did my laundry, made and cultivated a multi-billion dollar business in my name, taught me the meaning of life, showed me early access version of two piece, and also gave me a star shaped watermelon.
Best anime of the year, decade, century, millennium, decamillennium, centum millenium, eon, epoch, aeon, and honestly just of all time.
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that one scene where she took a pumpkin out her nose and turned it into bubblegum healed my first born child of zis tuberculous.
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I watched Abunai Sisters a few years ago when I was on a mission to watch the lowest rated shows on this website. Out of all the disasters I found, this one was hands down the most entertaining. Not because it’s good. No. It’s so bad it loops back around to being good.
The animation looks like it was rendered on a potato. The plot, if you can even call it that, is basically two characters doing random things for reasons unknown to anyone including themselves. The dialogue sounds like it was written by someone who just discovered Google Translate. The boob jokes are so horrible it makes it ten times funnier ong
Honestly, this is the perfect show to watch with friends when you want to question your life choices together. It’s short, it’s chaotic, it makes zero sense, and you’ll probably laug…
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Disclaimer: I like the real people whom this anime was based off of, so a lot of my ratings may be biased. That being said, it's highly likely that the only people who will enjoy this anime are those who also know of/like the Kano Sisters and their lore. Based off of what I know about these women, this anime is not meant to be taken seriously whatsoever. You can tell if you watch it.
Brief synopsis:
Koko & Mika is a gag anime based on two real life celebrities known as the Kano Sisters. Similar to the Kardashians, they are famous for being famous. Their main thing is an outrageous lifestyle, over-the-top bling, revealing outfits, and their coffee table magazines and calendars. I personally think they're a riot.
Did I like it?
YES. I laughed all the way through the entire 30 minutes. It's…
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When my friends and I get bored while video calling, we look for the worst rated series in MAL in hopes of laughing at the sheer awfulness of some works. One evening (at 1 or 2AM) we came across Abunai Sisters and I really wish we hadn't.
This series is unbelievably bad to such a degree that it caused me physical malaise. The high-pitched voices, the bright colors, the annoying characters, the 3min plots... I became nauseous watching this, it felt like a horrible fever dream.
Do not watch this, it's not even worth it for the fun of it. There's no fun to be had... Definitely one of the worst things I've ever seen.
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When I started watching this I had low expectations, but wow, it went above and beyond of what was expected and acomplished much more.
30 seconds in I wanted to shoot myself
6 minutes in I wanted to shoot everyone I knew so that they could never have to lay their eyes upon this, this.... this thing.
11 minutes watching and I whished to commit mass genocide.
22 minutes, God does not exist, the only reason we exist is to suffer and feel pain.
I have finally finished watching it, and i can safely say that it was the longest 30 minutes of my life, I now need to expell my eyes from their sockets, drown the eyes (and myself) in bleach, keep them in an air tight bag for 5 years until it is safe to see once again.
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I am not even going to introduce Abunai Sisters, the score and image should tell you what you are in for. However, I need to defend this because honestly, yet again, this is one of those anime that the general consensus will hate for obvious reasons. Though no one wishes to talk the good things about the bottom 100 anime. So I will be a part of the first few.
What I really like about Abunai Sisters is how it has a strange resemblance to cartoons I used to watch in the past, the ones where they are like "CURSE YOU MEDDLING KIDS, AND YOUR DOG". It takes extremely generic "hero" type stories and mixes it with some anime culture namely, the man of culture stuff, the big tiddies. I would call that very inventive, however, there wasn't enough synergy between the two for me to care enough about…
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This is basically if Tommy Wiseau made Austin Powers. It fails to be a 'good anime', even as a regular comedy anime, but it is truly so bad that it's good.
There are some incomprehensible scenes with a lot of unnecessary scenes, but whatever.
Also, I think it could have gotten another 2 episodes, although it probably should have brought in a new villain at some point.
The art definitely leaves something to be desired, but it kind of works for what it is.
So, overall it is a solid 8 if you have a good sense of humor.
That is all.
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What in the actual FUCK was this?
Now, I like bad anime. I really do. I find it really funny to give ironic reviews about shows giving them a 10/10 when in reality they are dog shit, examples being "Bikini Warriors" and "Cat shit one". While those are not good, I'd probably actually give them a rating between a 3 and a 5.
Excluding those, I also have seen some other REALLY bad shows. You have your Skelter Heaven and your Mars of Destruction, which I watched out of irony to laugh at how bad they are, which honestly they are awful. And I'd like to give a honourable mention to Utsu Musume Sayuri or "Striking Daughter" for being the worst thing I have ever watched (until now), but also making me laugh hysterically for 3 minutes straight. I probably would of given that a 10/10 if my friends…
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Today, November 16th 2020 I came to know about Abunai Sisters and being the way I am I just had to watch it, add it to my list and write about it. What I’m doing here is completely pointless because nobody in their right mind would bother to watch it or talk about it and thus nobody will read this. Newer viewers wouldn’t bother with it mainly because they wouldn’t know about it and also because it’s old by now.
As for the rest, they wouldn’t bother with it because a look at the poster, the score and the synopsis is enough to tell you that it’s not worth watching, even those like me who ocassionaly like to torture themselves and check out some of the worst anime of all times wouldn’t normally bother with it because it’s not as infamous as other titles such as Mars of Destruction, Skelter H…
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Possibly the most shit show ever made, like nothing is worse than this. Once you put it on discord screen-share though it becomes the most entertaining thing you will ever see. I highly recommend that any other degenerates who want to watch do so, as you will literally have the most enjoyment since your 6th grade girlfriend said yes. Best watched with a friend or parental unit.
Story - 1: Each episode ended in like 3 minutes and the next started without even acknowledging what happened in the last.
Art - 2: All character designs were scary as fuck except Paparazzi Matsumoto, homie's haircut was off the charts.
Sound - 1: They used the fucking google translate voice I'm not even joking you could hear the god damn static in it.
Character - 3: They were all shit, except Matsumoto my boy…
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Abunai Sisters gave me an aneurysm. The level of obnoxious drains the life out of you. Every time the intro shrieks the name of the series, I can only look down in shame. Shame that I actually think its catchy.
This series made me question my existence.
Koko and Mika are some of the most dreadfully scripted entities in all of media. Both in plot and in voice acting, everything they do is a cringe-worthy imitation of the secret agent diva trope. In reality they are more like poorly animated porn stars. Except porn stars actually are better actors, with more believable stories, than Koko and Mika.
The central object of power, The Booby Stone, is not even explained. It's like they ripped the diamond from Pink Panther and gave it a shitty name. There is no point to the stone, there is no po…
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Diving into this anime was a completely blind experience, from the thumbnail on Crunchyroll alone I KNEW this was to be a wild ride.
Something must've been trying to save me, to help me from delving deeper into this dumpster fire of an anime. Because Crunchyroll absolutely refused to load, no matter what I tried. Instead of listening to whatever deity was trying to spare my mind, I found the entirety of the series on youtube.
You see, most bad shows have some kind of redemption to them. Whether it be finding humor in the negativity, or something like surprisingly decent character designs. There are absolutely no redeeming qualities to this absolute garbage-heap of an animation. This makes something like The Nutshack look incredible. To add, Production I.G worked on this. PRODUCTION I.G…
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God forgive me for I have sinned for watching this.
I didn't know what I was getting into. I thought it was just gonna be a lazy hentai, but boy was I wrong. Get your guns and your… ugh, booby stone, here is my review of Abunai Sisters: Koko & Mika.
Story: 3/10
So I guess Koko and Mika are celebrities and have the power of being young forever because of the… ugh, booby stone. Hokoruda wants that…. boobystone and Matsumoto helps her with that. It's a basic kids show plot, but it is so poorly excecuted. There is no natural flow whatsoever and the sisters do stuff because ''They are celebrities'' or ''because of cute boys''. The worst thing about this that this is the best part of the anime.
Art: 1/10
I have seen some ugly CG in my life, but this takes it to another level. Background are b…
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It`s both really easy and really difficult to claim that something as "the worst" of any particular medium. It`s really easy in the sense anyone can hyperbolically claim something is "the worst" based on their personal preferences and/or depending on their hatred of said thing. It can also be really difficult from a critical standpoint, since things can be bad for a variety of reasons, and you can always call something worse.
Usually, most forms of media have SOMETHING redeemable about them, even if they`re really easy to hate or make fun of when it comes to their flaws. Personally, I very rarely call something "the worst", even if I absolutely loathe it. But in this case, I think I have to make an exception. "Abunai Sisters: Koko & Mika" is one of the worst things in any medium, let alon…
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Abunai Sisters is powerful. I legitimately did not know how to rate this show, so I used random dot org. It told me to give this show a 2, so I gave it a two. Watch this show.
I have to prolong this review please help. I have no more words and please help the guy in the discord call with me is also trying desparately to extend the length of this review why does MAL have such an absurd minimum requirement for the review also read the 2011. I have no more words please stop holding me hostage with this absurd requirement.
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I only watched this out of sheer curiosity when I found it under "found media" on the lost media wikia. While most lost media goes missing because it sucks, sometimes there's an exception to the rule and you unearth a hidden gem. Abunai Sisters is not one of those exceptions.
There is not a single likable character in the entire series. You have 2 annoying and self-absorbed celebrities who only talk about their boobs and how it's "so hard" being a celebrity, an annoying creepy dude who pretty much represents anyone who would unironically like this garbage show, and a straight up ripoff of Yubaba from Spirited Away.
There is no "story" and the characters are all horrendously ugly. They look like characters you'd see in a budget shovelware title for the wii. It's even worse when you cons…
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As a filthy cave dwelling otaku male I do enjoy the physique of a woman, and anime, as a medium, is choke full of scantily dressed women in any manner of undress you could possibly want. However, Abunai Sisters is so terrifying that I never want to see a pair of breasts for as long as I live.
This show is not just bad, but offensively bad. Everything from the animation to the music to the voice acting is awful. I've been watching anime for the best part of four years now and I've come across a lot of crap but I think this show takes the cake for the absolute worst anime I have ever seen and maybe the worst piece of media I have ever consumed too. Even worse than every single Nicki Minaj song...yeah we've sunk THAT low.
Produced by Production I-G, the same studio that brought us anime suc…
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person note: i am open to anime titles to review.
Watched All 10 epiosdes in eng dub.
This anime which may have been a cartoon (depending which country made it). This should have stayed buried. I recall the time it was so rare to find all episodes that the dvd was going for 100s on ebay. Whether it sold i don't know.... i do remember alot of people wanted it or at least asked about it.
This show had one thing going for it their two bimbo girls. Everything else was a joke. All characters shared the fact that they love helium intakes. Which tempted me quite a bit to turn down the volume or mute it but that would ruin the experience in my opinion. Yes, i understand it is a cartoon or what have you but if you say meatball then you can not say PING PONG BALL! with out ANY CHANGE WHAT SO EVER…
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Ohhh yes, Abunai Sisters.
This "anime" is probably one of the funniest things I've watched in a long time.
It's great for when you're with friends and need a laugh. I watched it all in one night with my friend and we've never laughed so hard before.
Don't get me wrong, the story, art, sound, and characters all suck, but we enjoyed it a lot. It's one of those things where it's so bad it's good.
I would recommend it to everyone, because it's just so funny to watch at 2 AM when you're tired, it'll really give you a laugh.
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You know, I have a rule in watching anime. It's called a "no drop" rule, wherein I won't drop any anime that I started to watch.
I watched Pupa, and bulldozed through it.
Watched Mars of Destruction, just laughed.
Skelter Heaven? Laughed once again.
I, however, was close to my breaking point here. I almost broke the rule in the frustration of watching anime. But I'm no pussy, oh no I'm not. I tread the most dangerous journey I have faced so far.
Abunai Sisters.
I can't even believe this anime exists. There is no SINGLE redeeming quality about this anime. It didn't make me laugh, oh no it did not. It was so bad, that it deserves a negative rating.
I'm not sure what the writers and producers was on while creating this. What would they think the show would do? Did they think it would be…
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