Audience reviews
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BoozeandSchmooze
Oh boy, this is gonna be a fun one.
Green Green is a show that is covered in the cobwebs of trends long past. It was an attempt to cash in on the ecchi boom of the mid 2000s and is blatantly unashamed of that, which is admirable in its own way. From a serious standpoint, this show is hot trash. Its humor is sophomoric, even for ECCHI standards, its story is interesting concept wise but falls flat as the show goes on and most of the characters are beyond forgettable.
So, why did I rate it a 7 out of 10?
Because this show is so bad that it becomes a blast, especially if you watch it dubbed. It was so entertaining throughout because of how bad it was, and I was rarely bored when watching it.
The mood swings of our wheat toast protagonist Yusuke, especially near the end, were as mind b…
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When I think to myself, "What is the worst anime ever made?" several titles come to mind. Shows like Big Order, Mars of Destruction and Genocyber, as well as the recent catastrophe, Hand Shakers, may be awoken in your subconscious, but, there is an evil that lurks within the recesses of my mind. A show that I have blocked out for years; placed a barrier in front of my eyes from ever thinking about again. I have attempted to repress this title countless times in my head, but, alas, each time I have been completely fruitless in my actions. This terrible piece of entertainment, is known as only one colour; and, how appropriate that this colour is the one associated with puke. This ladies and gentlemen is Green Green!
Aside from winning the award for the laziest title name ever, Green Green i…
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What would happen if you took a Japanese porno game, removed all the sex scenes, and released it as an anime so people could enjoy the ingenious plot? On the good end of the spectrum with "good" being a relative term, you get Fate Stay Night. On the unholy end of the spectrum you get the evil known as Green Green!
plot: 1/10
Green Green is about an all male school located in the middle of nowhere that suddenly has female guest students for a few months as a social experiment. Now the boys must spend those months trying to get into the girls' pants. That's it. That's the entire plot. The reason Fate Stay Night worked was because it actually had a plot and characters beyond a bare bones set up for characters to start banging! Even Seikon no Qwasar tried harder than this to develop a plot!…
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This anime tends to receive a lot of flack from the public and anime lovers in general. It has flat stereotyped characters, a story that doesn't really move much after the first few episodes (and then till the last few episodes), and a very "paper" romance structure. This is a fair judgement and is done rightly so. I preface this review by saying that this anime is terrible/generic and I know it.
That being said, I strangely liked this anime personally. Despite its many obvious cons, I got into the love story and fanaticism of the lead female's (Midori) love for Yusuke. I also really liked Futaba and started to wage internal war over which girl I hoped Yusuke would go for. (Guys, take notes to Yusuke's act of chivalry to protect a girl's honor/modesty in an early episode. It worked well i…
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Holy fucking shit. I have never seen such an atrocity in animation in my life. I saw Boku, and ladies and gentlemen I dare say that this is worse than Boku no Pico. I can state this with confidence because Boku had some semblance of a target audience. The shotacon demographic is large enough that significant funds would be earned off of creating such a thing for such individuals even though it is not my cup of tea. Green Green on the other hand is comparable to the act of shoving a human corpse into another and another and another until you have just created a festering mess of wasted decaying human flesh.
I shall first talk about the story. So Kira Jesus Yamato (Yuusuke-kun) has some slut girlfriend from the future that is a Deus Ex Machina of the highest order. Her voice sounds as if f…
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Note: This review does contain some spoilers. So be careful while reading this review.
Story and Characters (5/10)
The story sets in an all male school called Kanenone Academy located in the isolated mountain regions. Yusuke Takasaki the main character is your typical 11th grader high schooler until one day the school announced the experimentation of Co-ed, which means girls will be coming to the school for a month. Yusuke's life become upside down when the girls arrive and one of them, Midori Chitose has already fell in love with him before she even arrives. Yusuke's friends Hikaru Ichibanboshi, Tadatomo "Bachi Guu" Ijuin and Taizou Tenjin became jealous and plotted ways to get with other girls as well through their perverted means. At the main time it seems Yusuke's matureness and kindn…
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The mixed reviews here are so polarised! Never has an anime generated so many negative reviews! So much that I felt compelled to shed some light on it:
WHAT IS GREEN GREEN ABOUT ANYWAY?
Answer: exactly what it says on the box -
1) Slice-of-life at a boarding school
2) Comedy (the like of American Pie - adolescents trying to get laid)
3) Romance and ecchi (nudity)
WHY PEOPLE HATE IT?
1) The anime has no plot. No it doesn't. Girls think boys are disgusting and unromantic loosers v/s boys try to get laid and/or find love. If you don't like slice-of-life then back off it's not for you. 2) The "Harem-ness" is deceiving. Despite what people says this is not an Harem of the like of Clannad, Air or Kanon, where one self-centred clueless idiot is invaded somehow by an unrealistic mob of female be…
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Review may contain minor spoilers(but in fact it can`t be spoiled more).
Nowadays general approach to themes about sexuality and porn is very loose among many people. However not mine, because I am sick and tired of seeing sexual undertones everytime, everywhere in everything. Nevertheless I am not a puritan since I like acts of naked women as long as it has artsy feeling or symbolical meaning. Unfortunately, Green Green has neither of those...
Story: 1
The development of story is non-existent. It started unbearably repetitious and ended the same way. Everything so-called "story" in this anime is just an excuse to some perverted, non-funny jokes and cliches. In the end the plot tries so hard to be something little more, but only manges to making this show even more ridiculously pathetic…
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Yesterday, I thought I'd never find an anime that I could deem absolutely unwatchable.
Today, I have been proven wrong.
Green Green is absolutely the worst anime I've ever had the misfortune to watch. But enough of my whining, let's get onto the review.
Story: 2
It makes me sick. It's a cliche concept, which is okay. But their execution absolutely ruins it. When you have a story that can be summed up in 3 episodes at most, but drag it out to 12 there is a serious problem. In fact, there are only 3 episodes that explain ANYTHING! The rest is just a mess of filler.
Art: 5
Not bad, not anything to write home about. The character design was rather boring. Some characters just ended up looking like mixes between other characters in the series, and those characters usually looked exactly like…
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In order to clear up any misunderstandings that may have been generated through very few positive reviews, I have taken it upon myself to bite my tongue, tie up my feet and force myself to relive the nightmarish days of woe, courtesy of Studio Matrix.
As anyone with half a functioning brain - or a full half-functioning brain - could figure out, Green Green is another zombie in the anime industry's beloved legion of "ecchi harem" animes. Typically raised by necromancers of the "Let's-Impress-the-Writer's-Guild Association", these menaces are armed with bright colours, not enough clothes, and a textbook full of dialogue and characters so embarrassing that you'll want to hide the screen in shame. When I say textbook, I mean that they've been written to death, like the pen torture from Harry…
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Rumour has it that Green Green is one of the anime that you'll receive as an answer on agenda of "looking for a good, funny ecchi anime". I must have been hearing some incredibly wrong rumours because Green Green has about as much to do with funny as night has to do with the day - it can try to be funny, but it never will be. Nor entirely sexy, nor entirely logical. It is the worst piece of ecchi anime that we ever had the shame of witnessing on Earth and at this point as I'm editing this at the end of 2017, I don't even remember it anymore.
Don't do it. Go somewhere else.
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I don't think you should watch this anime because of it's story,, there is a story in it but it's not really about that,, it's more about the question however you can change fate or not with love (+ ABOUT MAKING YOU LAUGH =P).
The anime itself is really ecchi (like you can see all the girl's are drawn with really big boobs except for maybe one....),, you have a girl throwing herself at the male main character's feet and on 3 boys who keep acting perverted. A lot of strange and f*cked up things happen in the anime =S,, for example a guy who gets raped by a bear...... uhhhhh.......... and a girl who get's raped by 3 monkey's......... and everyone seems to be okay with it =P.
Except for a girl named Kutsuki,, the whole anime long she is shouting,, what is happening here?? Everyone here at t…
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This is the only anime I have finished that I've given the rating 1. Is this anime worthy of the rating 1? No. There should be a 0. I would give this 0.
Every single aspect of this anime is a 0. When I started watching this I told myself I'd finish it no matter what because I really wanted to see it through so that I could talk about how bad it truly was. It was physical agony to watch this anime and I kid you not I started looking longingly for my kitchen knife more than once.
I have never before said anything bad about people watching anime and enjoying different types of anime, but this is so bad I seriously wonder if the people that enjoyed this are watching anime for the right reasons or for any reason at all.
I don't really want to talk about this animes storyboard, screenplay or…
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Have you ever watched an ecchi anime, and said it couldn't be better then this? Well here's one for you. The crazy plot of two separated lovers who meet again in a different time, keeps problems coming in this hilarious mix of romance and comedy. In the nudity department, this anime does not fail, sometimes I actually wished the girls would put on some damn clothes already (Yeah that much nudity)! Plus the romance in here is pretty epic. I came into the series, looking for some funny ecchi stuff, but came out with a fairly good love/romance.
I can't really give this series a rating, mostly because there is no defined genre, but the series is really great. BUT, DO NOT WATCH THE OVA, it sucks.
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Green Green TV, a TV series like no other.
However, is this something positive?
Let's say, "girl being raped by monkeys" and see how you reply to that.
Simply put, this Anime is on the verge of being hentai; the only thing it really misses are the scenes with the nudity involved and actual sex scenes. But this one, oh boy, comes 'that' close to touching the border never the less.
It gives you the impression that something is happening; and you know what without even seeing it. Thus, the results are pretty much the same as with Hentai.
Truth be told, I did not know what to expect of this Anime. For starters, I figured it would be one of those comedy/romance type of thingies with a bit of drama at the end. Quite typical, fairly enjoyable.
But Green Green didn't even come close to it. He…
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Green Green is a good time waster anime...let me explain myself. This is the kind of anime you watch after you completed a series and have nothing to watch or your just so bored you don't give a crap. This anime could be a little to perverted for some audiences. In other words it has lots and lots of boobs. As i said this anime will make you laugh till you soil yourself or it could make you cringe (two words BEAR RAPE).
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This anime really seemed like a good one but unfortunately I was proven wrong.It's rather fine to watch if you just want to laid back with some comedy(ecchi) 12-episode anime.And also an important fact about it, it's an ultra ecchi anime :D.But I have too much gotten into it so I was really disappointed in the end.
Story:
I'm not trying to spoil you so it's a bit hard to describe.It don't really has an logical plot.A girl comes out of nowhere(past exactly) and claims to know the main male character.So it's centered how she tries to remember the main character how they've been in love a long time ago.But he's not really into her.I thought that the side stories were way better than the main.It has some harem aspects but not good ones.And the ending is disappointing and clearly rushed .So I…
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Green Green is one of my favorite anime. It really is funny, and it's a pretty good story too. Let's start with the story.
In the beginning I was a little confused, but after a few episodes it all fits well. I thought it was a rather good story so I gave it an 8.
The art wasn't bad. Sometimes there were some unrealistic moves (like swimming) but it was not bad. I gave it a 7.
Sound was great. The voice actors who were chosen were a perfect match with the characters. Midori's voice was cute, and Yuusuke's voice was also pretty good. An 9 for the sound.
The characters were really great! Just because they were so funny. Like Yuusuke's friends, who are really perverted. I enjoyed myself. A 10 for the characters.
Enjoyment was good. Every episode I was laughing. The humor was really great!…
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After few consideration, I've decided to change my review about this anime. I know many peoples that has read my old review about this anime will say:
'So this person actually change his review about this anime just because no peoples think that his old review is helpful, lol'
To be honest, this reason is, well, correct. But this is only half true, though. For this new version of Green Green anime review, I will not change the way I think about this anime before. You know, this anime sucks. I will only changes the way how I think about this anime.
~STORY~
It is a very peaceful and boring day in the all boys school wrapped in the beautiful nature environment. The boys in this school rarely see any girls at all, until that...Oh gosh! A bunch of girls is coming to our school! Yay! And so, a b…
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===Animation===
Quite nice and steady animation. The character designs are a bit on the simplistic side, but they are nice to watch. Funny scenes are drawn very well, and there are quite a few of them. You will find a lot of ecchi (especially panty shots and the "top part") in this series, but not just light stuff. In my honest opinion this series does touch the border of hentai with some scenes...
===Sound===
Now this is something that raises the overall rating of the series by quite a fair margin. The opening tune is average, but the ending done by YURIA is something that makes me want to learn how to play an electric guitar. The tune is really catchy and the vocals are superb; as expect of YURIA... Another praise goes to the background music, which has especially nice piano pieces.
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