Audience reviews
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JoJo_Baum
Must watch! Absolute masterpiece.
Unironically better animations than One Punch Man Season 3. The action scenes are fluid, impactful and surprisingly well-choreographed, especially for its time. You can clearly feel the care that went into every fight and mechanical movement. They even got Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney — and yes, his presence somehow just works and adds to the charm.
And damn, they perfected their CGI back in 2004. Instead of standing out negatively, the CGI blends extremely well with the 2D animation and enhances the scale of the mecha battles. What’s the third Evangelion Rebuild compared to this masterpiece? This show proves that good direction and passion matter far more than raw budget.
The mecha designs are iconic, the battles feel heavy and meaningful, and the…
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Better than Fullmetal Alchemist (real)
Now i need some text to publish this review, so here we have the Bee movie script:
Shrek, a grouchy, mean, selfish yet insecure green ogre that has always enjoyed living in peaceful solitude in his swamp, finds his life disrupted when numerous fairy-tale beings, including Pinocchio, the Three Little Pigs, and Donkey, are forced into the swamp by order of the obsessive, perfectionist, fairy-tale despising Lord Farquaad. Shrek leaves the swamp to ask Farquaad for the return of his privacy, with his new friend Donkey happily tagging along.
Meanwhile, Farquaad tortures the Gingerbread Man into revealing the whereabouts of the remaining fairy-tale creatures until his guards rush in with an object Farquaad has been searching for: the Magic Mirror. The Mi…
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This anime changed my life forever It was so good that I watched it 20 times and my parents can't get me to stop watching it now I'm on the streets because they kicked me out of my house 10/10 would recommend.
This anime changed my life forever It was so good that I watched it 20 times and my parents can't get me to stop watching it now I'm on the streets because they kicked me out of my house 10/10 would recommend.
This anime changed my life forever It was so good that I watched it 20 times and my parents can't get me to stop watching it now I'm on the streets because they kicked me out of my house 10/10 would recommend.
This anime changed my life forever It was so good that I watched it 20 times and my parents can't get me to stop watching it now I'm on the streets because they kicked me…
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My friend told me a story.
Let begins
My father smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your children graduate, you have to stop immediately.". Tears welled up in his eyes when he realised exactly what was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your father put us through.". I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it because this OVA gave me cancer anyway.
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Is this really the worst anime of all times, according to MAL?
I took my time to watch this 19 minute OVA for the sake of curiosity of understanding why this anime is on the bottom of the bottom of the ranking of MyAnimeList. To try to understand why is it the only anime with a score below than 2.0, even worse than Abunai Sisters (something that gives me eye cancer just by looking at the characters). It turns out that it's not as terrible as I was expecting.
Is the anime bad? Yes it is. Is it the worst thing that ever existed? Nah, far from it.
First of all, you have to mind that this OVA is based on a PS2 game, something created especifically for the fans of the game. You can't really expect it to develop a well structured plot, even because you don't have enough time to do something l…
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STORY
The story is, what again, absolutely amazing. Some sexy squid came down to save earth with its sexyness. Those evil robot women came and tried to stop them.
This is brilliant. you shall watch just because of the amazing story. Some of the annoying girls got blown up and I laughed so hard. They did a love story too, but the squid automatically makes it 10/10.
So good.
ART
They made the squid so sexy. Also, the first minute is probably one of the best minutes of my life. You need to see for yourself.
The animation is just pure gold, no, diamond, no, antimatter, yes.
The animation is antimatter. The squid. They had to make the girls so goddamn ugly. They had to show some weird ahegao face on one of the girls. I dont want to see that. I wanted to poor bleach into my eyes, the squid sa…
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Where do I begin with this masterpiece. I cried with tears of joy when I was able to bear witness to pure beauty. Truly such art is not worthy to be seen by such lowly eyes as mine.
SPOILER WARNING
This show will make you reconsider everything you thought you knew about the world. The layers of depth and understanding it possesses are beyond human comprehension.
The show starts with a full minute of low res earth footage over a monotonous heartbeat. This is a clear reference to low fi hip-hop beats to relax/study to. And is clearly an criticism of man's over-reliance on such vices. The monotonous sound works its way into your brain through repetition as it slowly drives you insane. This puts you in the mindset of the author who feels like he is being driven mad by society.
The VN intro…
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"If the best thing I can say about your show is that the girls are hot, then your show is terrible!" -CodeBlazeFate, approx. 1 month ago
Hey look; it's everyone's least favorite cuntbag back for another round round of demolishing a long since dead horse. This time, we're gonna be taking a look at the lowest ranked anime of all time (well, at least on this website anyway), with an aggregate score of 1.94/10 as of the time I'm writing this. That number is impressively low to say the least. Produced by the same people that produced everyone's favorite nightmare, Mars of Destruction, this anime actually makes that addition (that came out a year later) an improvement, and that really speaks volumes of how awful this show is. So, what happened? What went down to make the collective user base of…
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If there is a God then why did he allow this to exist?
I have no idea what the hell they were thinking when they made this garbage. The sheer incompetence and lack of any talent is insane and this anime makes Pupa, Dark Cat and Black Bullet look like Shakespearean masterpieces. If you think Mars of Destruction was abysmal, the same studios somehow managed to outdo themselves with this beautiful work of fiction. Every frame, piece of dialogue and character makes me want to staple my balls to a moving truck on a roundabout going 120 miles per hour. There is nothing in this OVA that is remotely fun or comes close to been watchable. As bad as Mars of Destruction was, I was laughing my ass off constantly during the entire run-time since the show was so laughably bad. I didn't have this experi…
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Giant Sqid Thingy is muh waifu
Before there was a Mars of Destruction, the brilliant minds at Idea Factory produced an anime so incomprehensibly outstanding that no other show of that era could possibly hope to compare to its greatness. A true gem of its time, this critically acclaimed anime earned the praise of countless people worldwide. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...
TENKUU DANZAI SKELTER+HEAVEN!!!
Plot
Skelter Heaven opens with a view of the earth from OUTER SPACE! As it slowly zooms in on our home planet (taking up about 10% of the anime's running time), viewers can't help but anticipate the awesomeness that is to come. Finally, we are presented with a view of Japan being attacked by a FREAKING GIANT SQUID THING FROM OUTER SPACE! Who will rise to the occasion and save th…
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"Y'know, I could spend about 10 hours talking about how incredibly dumb this anime is... but I'm going to try and do it in 9." - Mr. Plinkett.
I had put it off for far too long. Once you've had a taste of this vile poison Idea Factory calls "anime", there's no stopping it. It invades your mind, defiles your thoughts, and contaminates your entire being. This is the goal of the asinine Idea Factory- a group of people who can be called no less than anime terrorists- to destroy anime from within.
Animation: (if you can call it that.)
The 3D.... oh MY BUDDHA THE 3D! It's almost as if the screen was covered in vaseline, and I was watching someone horribly fail at the 1999 Superman-64 game (AKA one of the worst of all time, with as many polygons in the entire game as I have middle fingers.)…
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[Satou Syndrome]
June 30, 4:36 pm
X Hospital
Emergency Department
It was Tuesday afternoon. The sun was bright and glowing, and the sky was devoid of dark clouds. There was a cool, summer breeze, but still, the temperature remained at a sweltering 90°F. And, it seemed that this weather would persist for the rest of the week.
The young doctor, whom was viewing the weather outside, returned to his duties. He was about to proceed to his next patient, when a nurse interrupted him. “Doctor! I had just received a call from the paramedics. They said they’re transporting a patient with ‘that syndrome’!”
The doctor stared at her and said, “You mean ‘that syndrome’! My god! Assemble the team, and prepare for the operation.”
“Yes, doctor!” replied the nurse.
Minutes later, the paramedics arrive…
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From the genius that brought you "Mars of Destruction" comes..."Skelter Heaven"!
Yoshiteru Satao...That is a name that sends a cold shiver up the spine of any anime critic. This guy isn't just a bad anime director, he is THE bad anime director. Everyone has a director they personally hate. The famous anime reviewer Bennett the Sage has stated that Masami Oobari is the worst director of all time. Oobari is BAD, he is REALLY bad, but he doesn't even compare to Satao. Even the second worst anime director: Iko Suzuki with his 1,2,3, punch combo to the testicles ( Sleeping with Hinako, DearS, and Dark Cat) isn't able to touch Satao. You will know a Yoshiteru Satao anime the moment it starts. It is never ambiguous on whether or not it may have a redeeming quality. It is just eye melting horribl…
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Too long, have I been watching shows where I understood what was happening.
Too long also, have I been watching fully animated shows, when instead I should have been watching the glorious mix of visual novel and non-animation that this OVA delights viewers with.
For an 18 minute OVA I'm glad they didn't fall in to the trap that previous writers have, in actually trying to tell a story, instead, showing me several flashbacks and a good 3 minutes of scenery.
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If you've come to watch a piece of trash, then you've came to the right place! Tenkuu Danzato Skelter Heaven makes Mars Of Destruction look decent. Yes, its that bad.
The Story doesn't make any sense what so ever.
The art is disgusting and often goes from 2D to 3D and just generally looks stupid.
The voice acting is also terrible and just sounds very unprofessional.
Overall i gave this OVA a rating of 1. Don't ever watch this. you'll be wasting 20 minutes of your life.
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For anyone who has watched and completed Mars of Destruction and thought it was the worst thing you have ever laid your eyes on, I (and probably anyone who has seen this) invite you to experience the joy of wasting 20 minutes of your day and watch Tenkuu Danzato Skelter Heaven. I was completely blown away at how terrible Skelter Heaven really is... it was so terrible that its funny, 10 minutes later and I'm still laughing
I could bore you with how terrible the animation is, or how poor and lackluster voice acting is, or even how they managed yet again to skip a plot only to later try to create one at the end... I shall not do that.
If you're in for everything you love and hate in an anime all rapped up into 19 minutes, or you just need a laugh, even if you find yourself with too much tim…
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Anime is and always has been, a great story telling medium. Since its conception it has been defined by a list of exceptional names. Perhaps the most influential of these names, is that of Tankuu Danzato Skelter Heaven.
Some would argue that anime was still merely a lost sheep before that fateful day of December the 8th 2004. But on that day, what critics and anime fans alike were met with was a wondrous spectacle of both creativity and entertainment that has never before been witnessed. Writing a review with mere words imagined by mammals such as ourselves will never do this anime justice, but the name of Tankuu Danzato Skelter Heaven is a name that must be made known.
Story- 10
Never before I have I seen such a compelling and well-crafted story. In the measly 19 minutes that my eyes…
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Are you tired of good plot and characters? Do you hate "creative plot twists" and "unique" things? Want an anime that you can laugh at with your friends (or alone)? From the makers of Mars of Destruction (actually this came first) comes the 2004 anime OVA by the world-renowned company called Idea Factory that is rated an impressive #6578 on MAL (one rank above MoD).
How is it ranked above the amazing Mars of Destruction you may be asking? For starters, characters other than the male protagonist actually get names! There is beautiful CG that perfectly clashes with the normal 2D anime characters and backgrounds! People have hair colors that deviate from the basic color wheel! Annoying beeping in the control room ftw! MECHS THAT FIGHT GIANT SQUIDS FOR NO APPARENT REASON!
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....Wait. Th…
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Skelter Heaven is an outstanding OVA. Of course, it's hard to avoid comparing it with Mars of Destruction, the most notable work of the same company, and I can say that this is definitely worth more attention.
The story is very coherent and easy to comprehend even though the pacing is as fast as a bullet train (It's a common trait of all works of Idea Factory). The writers managed to insert several unexpected plot twists and shocking revelations, and the most amazing part was the final scene. It's as deep as the Mariana Trench and the End of Evangelion combined, extremely thought-provoking and philosophical. The meaning of the final scene can't be comprehended without an insight into the inner world of the characters, because there's so much development and drama in these 18 minutes. Note…
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From Idea Factory, the creative minds that gave us Mars of Destruction, comes Tenkuu Danzato Skelter Heaven. I use the term creative minds loosely when it comes to anything from this studio. About the best I can say about this anime is, well its better than Mars of Destruction.
The info page says this anime is based on a game. I have never heard of it but I will take their word for it. Perhaps playing the game would have made the story make more sense. From what I can gather, five cute and huge breasted girls who also happen to be artificial beings are part of a military team of mech pilots. Seriously if you’re going to go through the trouble of making artificial beings you might as well make them big breasted cute high school girls’ right!? Their job is basically to do clichéd school act…
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