Audience reviews
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Tenshi_Okihana
Perfect for what is trying to be n_n
Eiken was the first anime in showing BIG BREASTS.
This series literally created the Bakunyuu genre of anime and manga.
This was a first, a pioneer.
The story is bad, and that's good, the characters are very basic but with well defined personalities
I'm pretty sure A LOT of people hate this anime because it is pure fetish and noting more, but that's exactly what the show is about. Don't try to watch this for the story or the characters, because what this anime wanted to show was BIG BOOBS, and it does it very good n_n
This is an anime for lovers of HUGE BOOBS that just want to turn off their brain and enjoy some senless ecchi scenes.
Read at the sourceLIQfilms
Fan-service and anime go hand in hand. Although it seems that the medium keeps on pushing the border between hentai and TV anime more and more, there was one studio that jumped the damn shark back in 2003 and still remains one of the most terrifying pieces of media I have ever consumed. That honour goes to a show known as Eiken.
This OVA is all about women with huge tits. HUGE TITS! So big that they're bigger than their own head and also seem to be made out of goddamn helium since the wind itself is capable of actually making them move and every hand wave or movement results in about fifty-thousand boob bounces followed by the axis of the Earth shifting closer to the Sun until our sweet demise from all these crappy anime...
Obviously, the inanely large breasts and extreme fixation on fan…
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Are YOU looking for the best anime mankind has ever come up with? Well, look no further, because there it is; Eiken is everything you've ever wished for crammed in two episodes of absolute wonder. A true jewel, a rare find in the Japanese entertainment industry. The Holy Grail of anime, if you will.
The story is unlike any other. It left me breathless; the plot twists and cliffhangers left me craving more. The panty shots... The yoghurt slide... Just thinking about them, I can feel my heart rate increasing. This amazing story is only made better by the characters; Such complex personalities and designs, such creativity! I can almost remember what they looked like, two months after watching! What can I say about the voice acting? It's simple; Even Miyano Mamoru would be ashamed of his wor…
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On the surface, Eiken appears to be some hideous monstrosity of anime sexualization gone overboard. And it is, just not in the way that you expect.
When you first watch this, you will see a poorly written anime, with poor animation and poorly thought out character with poor voice acting who are drawn with disgustingly large breasts. I certainly did. But then, if you think about it, you realize that this OVA a satire and criticism taken to the extreme.
Eiken criticizes the anime industry's over-sexualization of female characters, particularly in the chest region, the sexualization of younger characters, and how some series will have a lazily-written, senseless story and bad characters, and try to bury these flaws under layers of fan-service. Eiken addresses these problems in arguably the…
Read at the sourceChaosLord121
So...my morbid curiosity just slapped me in the face big time. After seeing all the overwhelming negative reviews for this I decided to check it out. It's only 2 episodes, so why not?
OH DEAR GOD I will forever regret this decision. I don't think I've ever seen something scrape the absolute hell out of the bottom of the shit barrel like Eiken does.
Story: N/A
It's about a loser guy that gets taken in a school club full of girls that all want a piece of him. It's your typical unoriginal harem plot.
I don't expect much in terms of story for a 2 episode OVA. This anime has many other...bigger...problems.
Art: 3/10
Apart from the excessively big tits that are on screen bouncing for no reason 90% of the time, it's nothing special.
Sound: 3/10
Typical cutesy voice acting from a good chunk o…
Read at the sourceAugmentedTurnip
At my job as a cashier I sometimes use the downtime to watch the junkies and alcoholics that hang outside the church across the street, and sometimes I ponder how the manage to gather the money to fund their frequent trip to my store to buy cigarettes and alcohol only to get distracted by a neurotic woman that wants to buy a pregnancy test. But anyway, the other times I use to reflect opon the finest entertainment I've consumed over the years of staring at a computer screen. Needless to say one stands head and shoulders over the rest.
The one
The only
Eiken
With a colorful cast of characters who's names I almost remember and a plot that rivals the best that cinema has to offer ( yes, even Rats: Nights of Terror ) it's not hard to see that Eiken is a anime that defined a generation.
Un…
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This anime is seriously so terrible that I was ashamed to put this on my list, but it's the only way I could write a review on this abomination.
I don't think that I've once seen anything so bad as this, I was watching this while eating lunch one day and I actually lost my appetite. I'm all for subtle fan service (as subtle as it gets in anime at any rate) but this goes far above and beyond anything within reason. Not only does this story start out at what seems to be a random point in the middle of a story, but it has no direction and no purpose at all.
Eiken is just a horrible set up with scene after scene showing pointless quasi-hentai images and I'm ashamed that this anime is supposed to be focused towards men.
Read at the source_laz_
Take any typical harem anime with ecchi and some romance.
Strip almost everything related to its story and characters.
Maximize its ecchi especially the Gainaxing and the number of sexual innuendos. Apply Sigmund Freud's theories related to psychosexuality
Condense its length. Simplify it until ANYONE from the general public can understand it.
This is an alternative to Hentai (anime porn) called Eiken. It fails as an adaptation but somewhat succeeds as a standalone for humor only. The main reason for the given rating is that it tried to have a story instead of almost completely focusing on its supposed comedic parody of the three genres. Its length is not enough to have a conventional story and character but has enough for comedy.
There are numerous plot holes regarding the behavior of…
Read at the sourceFacelessVixen
I'm just going to be up front: I really like this anime. Eiken is one of those shows that is great to watch if you like an anime that is more focused on character quirks than the story. This is exactly what Eiken does within the hour of which it lasts, and it has totally worked for me.
The story of the show is its weak point as it just moves things along the track of funny ecchi moment after another. Without getting into spoiler territory, it's one of those stories that follows a boy that transfers into a new school and finds himself being put into certain comedic situations against his will. But again, it's a short anime so the clishe plot kindly doesn't overstay its welcome.
As I've said earlier, I am a fan of just silly humor be it sexual or not, and Eiken has a satisfying amount of g…
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^^^I re-edited this review^^^
Worst anime/ television show ever.... when you watch this show, you will know that you have hit rock bottom in your life.
Story:
Have you ever stepped into a pile of poop and it's essence seemed to crawl into you? Welcome to the masterpiece that is Eiken. Horrendous does not even begin to describe the anime known as Eiken. With a cliche story plot and some of the most dreadful...and I mean most DREADFUL character designs ever created, this is hands down the worst anime I have ever watched, and will ever watch. For a ecchi hentai like anime show, this did not turn me on at all...yet it left me in disgust, which is a feeling I rarely acquire.
Characters/ Art:
Oh my fucking god. I HATE the girl with purple hair. Her boobs are too big, they look like tumors,…
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So here I am, writing my first review ever (gee, you've probably never seen that excuse before, have you?). I am writing this review since it seems that most of the people writing a review for this anime do not belong to the "intended group of people" that should watch this. That means the anime will receive a low score/rating, and this gem will fall into darkness...
Story: 1/10
Mind you, this is a 2-episode anime. Do you really expect a great plot? No, you don't. The anime is not supposed to have a "great plot", since it's supposed to be all about the (ecchi) humor. For me, this was great. I was looking for some "mindless fun" and this anime delivers that perfectly.
If you are looking for an anime with a great plot/awesome story, go elsewhere. Period.
Art: 7/10
The art wasn't bad. Su…
Read at the sourcetomorulez
When I saw the first episode, i was dying to write a review on it, but I knew it wasn't fair to write a review after just watching the first episode, so I forced myself to watch the second episode.
Story. 1.
How many times have you heard this story? Some nerd transfers into a new school, he's a loser and doesn't stand out, but somehow he gets surrounded by beautiful women who all want to have sex with him. Too many times to count. The story is overdone, and needs to stop.
Art.
If you look past the girls' overly large breasts, the art is...meh. It's your typical, neon colored hair, big eyed anime, but then the breasts...oh dear God. Yes, I don't mind having a character with big breasts in an anime, but there's a limit!
Sound. 5.
The opening song is cute, but nothing special. The voic…
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It's pure ecchi and it's all about unrealistically large bOObs; all...err, both episodes. You can judge this book...err, series by it's cover. It's actually enjoyable for what it is though if you're looking for something that does not take itself seriously...well look at the cover.
If you plan to watch this I recommend...
- Not watching this with your parents.
- Not bringing this in to school for show and tell.
- Not showing this to your girlfriend if you don't want to go back to being single. - Not mentioning having seen this during job interviews.
You have either been warned or encouraged! :-D
Read at the sourceunclesnapple
Eiken is a show which has the unfortunate distinction of being one of the lowest-rated anime on MyAnimeList. As of this writing, there are 3,381 anime which have been given a rating on this site, and Eiken is ranked #3,367. Why is this two-episode OVA so reviled across the animeverse? The answer is pretty obvious once you watch the show, but I still feel that many of the people who dismiss Eiken are either not the intended audience or perhaps don't understand the over-the-top nature of the show is supposed to be comedy unto itself.
The premise of Eiken is very simple. It's an ecchi comedy centered around big boobs. Check that: gigantic, Hindenburg-sized boobs. Every spare second of Eiken is fan-service, and in order to cram in as much big boob fan-service as possible, we have to chuck out…
Read at the sourceCulinaryKitty
This is the worst anime I have ever seen. I don't mind some fan service and panty shots, but come on. The 6th grader has huge boobs!! And seriously what females boobs bounce around like that. You would tip over all the time and have horrible back pain. This one is just taking it way to far and it's not even worth watching for a laugh.
Read at the sourceemikoftokyo
Im a girl and i liked it. i mean if you want ecchi here you go. its just something short sweet and strait to the point and i seeing how short it was t,hey did their job and puttin as much as they could into it.
Thats a real anime for you. You cant help but laugh at it and fall over. Thats japan also for u .Over the top and very fictional. In other words if you are looking for something that is long and drawn out like some of these other ecchi have fun findin it cus this is defiantly not it.
Read at the sourceAphiel1
Alright I'm seriously ashamed of myself for having watched this because I only watched it because my friends internet was down and he wouldn't stop begging. My summation of this whole entire series...boobs...big over sized boobs...damn that sucked a lot and sucked even worse because you never even got gratification from watching all the boob bouncing; I mean they're just so grossly over sized to the point where you can't even take it seriously.
Story- This was possibly the most pathetic attempt I think I had ever seen at a story line there was no substance nothing to build off of and generally it was just stupid. We have our protagonist Densuke a small childish looking character who loves our large chested heroine Chiharu; now I have to stop here to ask why is it that only the girly faced…
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Note: This anime may not be for everyone. This is possibility the most ecchi anime I have ever seen, and will ever see.
Story (1/10) - There really is no story. This is a rather short OVA, being only two episodes, but everything that happens in the series really is just setting you up for more fan service and ecchi-ness, which is really all this is. If you are looking for a great romance comedy, go elsewhere. This anime was handmade for heterosexual males ages 13-21, and it shows. The story is really a just excuse to show seriously over sized tits (which is really funny).
Art (7/10) - The art is actually pretty good. All of the girls are drawn rather nicely and sexy, and the backgrounds are detailed enough for you to see what is going on but not be overloaded, and distract you from the r…
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This anime was highly recommended to me by a friend, and i thought (as a hentai) i should watch this. i mean what can possibly be better then a school named boob academy? I drooled over big hentai boobs, but you know what i got? god damn overfatly drawn boobs. yeah the boobs are big alright,but the problem is that the drawings are unportioned overall just looks like a big ball of fat.
As for the story, it is unexplained and just unnecessary for this anime. there really isnt more story to it than you are introduced to at the beginning. The story is really just taken from a crappy eroge.
This anime really is just a big ball of ecchi humor. you cant really expect anything but dramatic ecchi scenes. but i have too hand it too them, that they provided me with damn good ecchi scenes.
it becam…
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OK, I like fan-service and ecchi as much as the next straight male, but Eiken just goes too far with it. I don't think I've seen something that is worse than this for being distasteful. I mean come on, a 6th grader with EE cups??? Then there is the unexplained Eiken club that our hero is forced to join as the series started. He is basically every weak male bishojo game character ever imagined rolled into one. And just like in bishojo games, at the end, he gets the girl of his dreams. But all is not bad, the characters all look unique, which is to be expected from a JC Staff produced series. At least the massive mounds of flesh on the characters move around realistically. If you like boobie stories that make no sense, you'll most likely like Eiken. Just a note of warning, this is one I don&…
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